so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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