He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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