From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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