You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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