I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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