Christians are straight up FREAKS
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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