I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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