his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Oh god it's open bar.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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