he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You can't just leave with hair like that
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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