Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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