We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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