we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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