Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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