How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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