Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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