better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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