Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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