Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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