Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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