Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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