We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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