I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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