I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize
