Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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