he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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