Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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