i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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