I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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