Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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