we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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