I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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