Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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