But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You had me at "let me see your balls"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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