hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
How does it feel to date your dad?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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