doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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