Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
it's like iHOP with fire
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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