she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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