Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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