It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
i think my cat just said my name.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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