Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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