my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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