I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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