Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
