therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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