she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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