YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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