Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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