I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
