ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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