I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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