I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
