16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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