Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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