At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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