You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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