Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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